What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD