What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.