Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."