What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!