What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....