Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!