Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
You get mourning wood.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Looking sharp.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
All of it.
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
That's not my stile.
You mean apart from my own
Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
they touched some many lives
A: Someone stole the book.
The Andouille Decimal System
