Because she got plowed by another man.
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
My wife.
Two testicles.
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Willis.
Do you smell carrot?
He was a snow call, snow show.
Through the ox input.