What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!