What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Noel Jokes More Noel Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.