What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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