What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.