What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...