What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")