What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.