What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.