How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.