How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.