How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.