Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces