What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Who is the bees favourite pop group ?

The bee gees !

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'