How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.