Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.