Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.