What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."