Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.