Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."