Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."