Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."