What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift