What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.