What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.