How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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When they are read.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Her dog is also blind

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph