What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.