What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.