What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.