What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?