You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
A: It oink-urs a fine.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
He couldn't take a joke.
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
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