What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!