Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.