Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Adobe-wan Kenobi

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich