Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich