What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.