Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.