What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.