What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."