What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?