What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.