What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash