How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder