Pirates.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Spotafly.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
The Sound of Silence.
Two of my favorites are:
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Dewalts
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Am I supposed to pick my favorite
Hitboxing!
Darth Jaeger
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Relative dating
Vietnom nom nom nom
Swish cheese.
Neverland Ranch.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
His verdict.
All-porpoise cleaner.
Because it is two-tired!!!!
Allahu Snackbar!
A: Mohammered.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
Synonym.
Snushi.
Tokyo Drifter
Decomposing
Decomposing.
