What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.