Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.