Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.