Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.