Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.