What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Racket Jokes More Racket Jokes

Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.