How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.