How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.