What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.