What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.