Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.