What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.