What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.