What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.