What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.