What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.