What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

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What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!"

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.