What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.