What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.