What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.