What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arrrrrrby's

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.